Drama Queen Moments

So I figured out what went wrong when I uploaded last time.  

And now that it’s fixed, I’m going to upload it again.

Eventually.

Meh.

…

I screwed up when I was rendering it.  It only rendered 1 second of it when there’s AT LEAST a whole minute of awesomeness to be picked.

RAWR.

Not happy right now.

NaNo Day Three!  Whoo!  Word count - …still zero…

But I went to a party last night and played volleyball for THREE AND A HALF HOURS STRAIGHT.  Yeah.

So now I’m ready to write.

Problem was, I had no inspiration.  No plot, no nothing.

So I found about seventy-nine different plot generator sites.  I kept my favorites.  Here’s what they are.

• The story starts when your protagonist misses her bus.  Another character is a vampire who has a secret power.
• When a science experiment goes wrong, two brothers transport, back through time, a box of miniature monsters.  The situation is worsened by a win.
• A witch raised by wolves steals something from a brave dryad.
• Just then a well-meaning detective arrives, toting a suitcase.
• A god of war with a big, cursed sword, whose home base is in a Martian crater, wants to have more magical power.  Supported by children, the god of war appears to have one weakness - precious gemstones.  Interestingly enough, the god of war taught people how to hunt.
• A retired traffic cop founds a new religion on the eve of the apocalypse.

Now my only problem is - how am I going to get all these awesome plots together to make one SUPER SPLENDOROUS NOVEL?

That’s what imagination is for.

OFF TO WRITE! 

Ugh, I’ve been up for an hour and a half and haven’t written a word - and I have to write AT LEAST four thousand words to catch up.

MRAWR.

Whyyyyy did I sign up for this?  (Why am I asking this so impossibly soon?  It’s DAY FRIGGIN’ TWO)

But I’ll write.  Oh yes.  I’ll write.  This novel WILL be written, or my name isn’t Super Chicken!

…wait.  Wrong cartoon.

Today is the first day of NaNoWriMo!

Naturally, I haven’t written a word.

I hope to keep this blog up and running while I write my ‘masterpiece’, to give the ignorant some insight into the horrors of NaNoWriMo, and to distract them from ever starting out themselves.

…no, seriously.  It’s hell.  Run as fast as you can.

“We don’t write because we want to; we write because we have to.”

It’s totally true.

See you tomorrow, my Tumblrs!